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I'm known for rocking a bowtie like none other, and I have a collection that's very GQ-ish — my go-to is navy with white polka dots. Safe, but not boring. Then there's the yellow one with bees and hearts, the weird blue with dog-shaped balloons, the white one with multicolored birthday balloons, and, of course, the classic black bowtie with a touch of bling. So, I definitely sniff outside the lines. But even I wasn't ready for what Mama had chosen to add to my growing bowtie

The minute I saw him in Aunty Bev's sacred garden, I concluded that because he was uninvited, he must be an unsafe intruder looking for trouble. I had to take action and scare him off as fast as I could so no-one was hurt. So, I barked. And I barked. Louder and louder! And even louder! Was my strategy working? Unfortunately not! The intruder seemed unbothered by my demands and stayed annoyingly calm. And he showed no sign of leaving anytime soon. So, I did what any responsib

For as long as I've lived — for almost every single one of over 3,000 days — there's been someone special in my life who's almost always been my first stop of the day when venturing out on my morning walks. Someone who taught me fun new tricks. Someone who always had the best of treats and the lovingest ear rubs and back scratches. Someone who taught me how to be the most responsible and best volunteer Security Guard dog ever! Pete was my special someone. He wasn't just my de

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Sunday at Cleo's house. The best day of the week! Center of attention. Sniff-worthy green grass. Space to run. All-day food buffet. I just needed to figure out direct access privileges. And of course Cleo! What could be better? Let's go, Mama! The second Aunty Bev opened the front door, I bolted inside to make my arrival known. Find Cleo. And start collecting all the love and back rubs waiting for me. But on this particular Sunday, my paws were so shocked by what my eyes

Mama decided I should take a multivitamin. Mama decided I should take Dog Is Human multivitamins. Mama decided I should do the 20-Day Challenge. Toffy decided nothing! Mama crossed off each day completed on the 20-Day Challenge card. But TOFFY ate the multivitamins each day for 20 days. Mama took the photo. But Toffy posed for the photo! More than just once! Mama emailed the photo to Dog Is Human. And Mama is getting a Starbucks gift card. But Toffy is getting NOTHING! D

Dear Cleopatra Prada. Definitely not. Hi Cleopatra Prada. No. Hi Cleopatra Prada, it's Toffy. OMD! What has happened to my super smart brain? It was working fine before I met Cleopatra Prada yesterday! But now it seemed to be on strike. So I closed my pawPad. What was the point? No words were popping that were of any use. But wait. What was that? A new idea in my head. My super-smart brain was clearly not completely on strike. A gift — that's genius! The right gift, I was

My garden pawty today was truly spectacular. With a birthday surprise I could never have imagined. Mama said it would be special! She didn’t disappoint. But then she never does. My day started with a VIP grooming. I hate to admit it was worth all the discomfort because when it was finally over, I felt more handsome than usual, maybe even stylishly GQ-ish, having chosen my blue polka-dot bow tie as my outfit of choice. I found out en route that my pawty was being hosted at M